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SORRY NOT SORRY, BUT MY BOOKS ARE IN GREEK, SO THIS WAS A CLICKBAIT.
LEARN GREEK TO READ ME. GREEK IS GOOD. PLATO WAS GREEK. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WAS NOT GREEK? LEONARD COHEN. BUT HE LIVED IN HYDRA, GREECE. EVERYTHING CONNECTS. TO GET AN IDEA THOUGH, SINCE YOU LANDED HERE ANYWAY, I AM ADAPTING THE TITLES OF MY BOOKS FOR YOU:
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BOOK ONE | 'HALF MAN, HALF VESPA.'
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BOOK TWO | 'FUc.'
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BOOK THREE | 'DECEMBER 32nd.'
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BASICALLY 3 COLLECTIONS OF SHORT STORIES (SOMETIMES TOO SHORT) ABOUT LOVE AND ITS ABSENCE, WHICH ACTUALLY FALLS INTO THE LARGER CATEGORY OF LIFE AND DEATH.
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BASICALLY A TRILOGY (SOON A TETRALOGY) ABOUT EVERYTHING (THANKS RICKY GERVAIS, THANKS LOUIS C.K., THANKS TINDERSTICKS, THANKS YANNIS ECONOMIDES) AND NOTHING (THANKS SEINFELD, I GUESS? ).
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GENRE: WEIRD BUT USER FRIENDLY BUT WEIRD. ALSO DARK BUT LIGHTWEIGHT, CRUEL YET TENDER, LIKE EATING A VERY TART LEMON BUT IN A DREAM (WHERE THE LEMON TURNS OUT TO BE A BUTTER COOKIE).
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APOPEIRA PUBLICATIONS.
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'branding you
didn't know
you needed'
Method. From the Greek methodos (pursuit of knowledge). From meta (expressing development) and hodos (way).
'Though this be madness, yet there is method in ’t.'", Hamlet, No Fear, Act 2, scene 2.
METHOD,
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